Warren Buffett’s Preparation for Justin Sun’s Lunch

Kadhir Velavan Ramasubramanian
3 min readJun 4, 2019

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Anyone lucky enough to have lunch with the Investment Mogul Warren Buffet will have to prepare himself so well in terms of dress code, etiquette, way of speaking, and body language. But to the contrary sources have said that Warren Buffett is preparing himself in advance after knowing that he is going to meet the one and only Justin Sun.

The reason for this extra preparation needed for Buffett is because he needs to be very cautious and protective against Justin’s explosive shilling of his shitcoins. Moreover, Warren needs to be ready with Tethers for yet another “Announcement of Announcement” from the Justin otherwise he would miss the pump and dump that if he played correctly would take him directly above Jeff Bezos in Forbes Rich list.

Below is a short list of things Buffett is currently preparing seriously before he is coming for lunch to meet Justin

  1. He is bringing in a laptop so that he can trade Tron before Justin announces their lunch session. If he could buy some Tron before the “Announcement of the Announcement” and sell it before the actual announcement would make him the richest man on the planet.
  2. He is also discussing with his team of experts whether Berkshire Hathaway can sell the entire Apple shares and buy some USDT and keep it ready to trade Tron and BitTorrent tokens.
  3. He has also enquired about Justin’s shilling techniques and will be well prepared for it. For example, he would be bringing ear muff in case he was forced to hear his nonstop shilling that would even bring blood in his ears.
  4. He has also decided not to use the restroom in the restaurant where they are having lunch since he knows that Justin would have covered entire washroom with his images that includes the tissue paper and closet.
  5. Previously Warren accused “Bitcoin” as a“Rate Poison Squared,” but now he doesn’t want to name Tron to be “Mosquito Repellent” kind of stuff since he knows that Justin is smart enough to market that also among his “Shitcoin Army.”
  6. Warren also wants his team to note “Minutes of Meeting” very carefully; otherwise, Justin would market anything that was not said by him.
  7. But one thing that Warren wants to learn from Justin is to how to copy past whitepaper without getting caught for Plagiarism.
  8. Buffett also wants to know secrets from Justin on how to create “Buffett Coin” out of thin air without any use case and pump and dump it several times to become the “World Richest.”
  9. Buffett has requested the restaurant to prepare more delicious items so that Justin’s mouth would more into eating rather than talking.
  10. Last but not least, Buffett should have paid for this lunch rather than Justin paying for it, because there is a lot of takeaways for the Billionaire from this Tron kid.

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